My CrAzY LiFe

A week ago when I was driving few friends home after the football game (By the way they where all wasted) I got pull over by a police officer,
(a tail lamp wasn’t working due to a previous accident that I had) so my friends start telling me what to say to the police officer, of course they where teasing me but it was so funny what they were saying that I want to give this advise to you all, I will call it ::      
                    WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER
* I can’t reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
* Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
* Aren’t you the guy from the village people?
* I thought you had to be in relatively good phisical condition to be a police
    officer
* Bad cop! No doughnut !
* You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you ?
* Gee, officer! That’s terrific! The last officer only give me a warning, too!
* Do you know why you pull me over? Ok, just so one of us does.
* What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?  "You are the trained specialist!
* Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inpire confidence.
* Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops"?
* So, uh, you on the take or what?
    • Kim
    • February 11th, 2006

    Good Morning!  First I would like to say thank you for your insight.  I appreciate a heart felt answer and I totally agree with you.  I do value the time I have with those I love.  Right now I\’m faced with the reality that I won\’t have any more little ones to chase after, they\’re so much fun the first few years and I\’m really going to miss it.  On the other hand, as they get older they become fun in other ways and eventually will become more like friends.  Perhaps it\’s my mid-life crisis but I know I\’ll get over it. 
    You mentioned that your mother and brothers don\’t live near by.  Where do they live?  I\’m an only child so I don\’t know what it\’s like to be seperated from a sibling.  I do come from a large family of aunts, uncles and cousins but they don\’t get together like they used to.  For some reason I wish they would, which is odd because I\’m kind of a loner.  Maybe it\’s because I grew up with my grandmother and mother that I hold on to old tradition. 
    OK, enough of that.  I can only imagine that car when you got pulled over.  LOL  I think my favorite line was "you\’re not going to check the trunk, are you?".  Too funny!!   I have one for you …when I was pulled over once the cop asked "do you know why I pulled you over?" and I said "yes, because I was speeding".  Personally, I thought I was funny, him …not so much.
    Have a great Saturday!

    • Kim
    • February 11th, 2006

    Well …I just fixed 2 toy trucks so I guess I\’ll be needed for a while …at least until he\’s 7 or 8.  LOL  I have a feeling I\’ll be opening a toy garage at this rate.

    • Kim
    • February 12th, 2006

    Hi there …so did you get a lot of snow???  I woke up this morning, half awake I looked out the window and I didn\’t see any snow!!  Disgusted, I put my head back down and went back to sleep.  Now I\’m up for the day and it\’s snowing out but it\’s weak, we have a dusting :(  The good news …it\’s supposed to snow all day so maybe the storm will shift.  We weren\’t going to get as much as NYC and Boston but they were predicting 5-8 before I went to bed last night.  It\’s winter …it should be snowing.  LOL
    Have a great day!

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