A guy’s thing
My baby is back to life after 3 days in the bodyshop. I love my piece of junk it has been my "patner in crime" for so long and it has allways take care of me by not leaving me in the middle of nowhere that I have some special sentiment for it, Yess ! I love my piece of junk.(I’m talking about my car)
watching the futball game one of my friends said this joke "they said a lot of jokes but I love this one, so I putting it in my blog.
A guy kicks open the door and runs in to a bar. He slides up fast to the bar and shouts to the bar tender," Give me twenty shots right here in front of me,of the strongest gall dang likker you are allowed to sell"!
The bar tender rushes and fills up the glasses and set them out in front of the man and steps back. The man drinks those shots and hammers the empties back down on the bar as fast as humanly possible..1..2…3.9.15..18..19..20 The man steps back and wipes his mouth with his sleeve and already the booze are starting to have his way with him.The bartender shakes his head and looks at the guy and says,"sir I have never seen a man drink so much alcohol so quickly and still be standing up, You sir are the reason I became a bartender. The man says (with a slur this time),"Boddy yooo’d drink like that tooo if yooou had what I’ve got". The bartender leaned foward with sympathy at the man’s plight and said. "What have you got buddy"?