A little joke in the spirit of Christmas
Toy store : " Ho,ho ho spoken here."
Bridal boutique : "Marry christmas."
Outside a church : " The original christsmas club. "
At a departament store: "Big pre-christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
A texas jeweler store : "Diamon tiaras-$70.000. Three for $200.00.
A reducing salon : "24 shaping days until Christmas."
In a stationery store : "For the man who has everything…a calendar to remind him when payments are due."