Christtmas joke

A little joke in the spirit of Christmas 
 
Toy store : " Ho,ho ho spoken here."
 
Bridal boutique : "Marry christmas."
 
Outside a church : " The original christsmas club. "
 
At a departament store: "Big pre-christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
 
A texas jeweler store : "Diamon tiaras-$70.000. Three for $200.00.
 
A reducing salon : "24 shaping days until Christmas."
 
In a stationery store : "For the man who has everything…a calendar to remind him when payments are due." 
    • Kim
    • December 28th, 2005

    LOL …that last one really cracked me up. How was your Christmas? Did you get any snow? It rained upstate. I\’m beginning to think it\’s going to be a mild winter. I probably just cursed myself by saying that ..ha ha. Have a great day!

    • Kim
    • December 30th, 2005

    Hey Michael, I just watned to stop by to wish you a very Happy New Year!!! You\’re more down state, do you go to Times Square?

    • Gautham
    • December 31st, 2005

    Hey Dude!Ok, i agree but swap which pics for which pics! Comment back and tell me, ok? I love ur cars pics! Aston Martin DBR 9 > sexy car! [ferrariz r better though! – lol – :p] ok Cya! {nice space} -Ğмαи_333X₣єя®αяỉ

    • 晓理
    • December 31st, 2005

    Dude, ha~ thank you for visiting my blog, i do write some words in inglish, ha~ can\’t you read? wish can be friends with you~ haha, happy new year!!

    • noelia
    • December 31st, 2005

    OKAS!!! MUCHISIMAS GRACIAS POR TU SALUDO MICHAEL! NO ME LO ESPERABA JEJE TE DESEO A VOS TAMBIEN UN PROPERO AÑO NUEVO Q LLEGUE LLENO DE ALEGRIAS Y FELICIDAD! LO MEJOR PARA VOS Y QUIENES TE RODEAN… UN FUERTE ABRAZO.AHHHH… Y NO TOMES DE MAS !!! JAJAJAJAJA BYE MICHAELPD:SI QUERES PODES AGREGARME A A TUS CONTACTOS ASI CONVERSAMOS UN POCO MAS BESOS…

    • Shanna
    • December 31st, 2005

    You don\’t know who this is, but I love your nature pictures. They are very beautiful. Plus, the music is a nice touch.

    • Shanna
    • December 31st, 2005

    Huh? What gay thing. I\’m not gay, it\’s not possible. I\’m a girl. Hahaha.

    • morgan
    • December 31st, 2005

    i love ur music, i absoutly love hoobastank

    • Gautham
    • January 3rd, 2006

    Hey Michael!Sry for replying so late!Allright lets swap pics okay!cyaz!-Ğмαи_333X₣єя®αяỉ

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